The Year in Sports
Some Hard Learner Highlights from
The Fightin' Hard Learner Seafarin' Seagulls (The Gray Tide)
...the Hard Learner Gray Tide, coming off a record 60 recruiting
violations, looking to recapture some of the glory of the 1985 Cinderella
season--striker John Havenkamp, a red-shirt freshman from Abita Springs,
moves to the outside, he's got an empty net--and he...picks up the ball
with his hands. That's a tough break. These Hard Learner footballers play
with little discipline and keep touching the ball, a disappointing mental
error that's plagued them all season. If only he'd just kicked the
ball...the Gray Tide takes a time out, which means it's time for us to let
you know about some of the fantastic educational deals at the Hard Learner
Continuing Education Center...
...and now at the half, the Fighting Hard Learner Lady Gulls are
down by 24--there's a foul on the play. Apparently, apparently, someone's
been stabbed near the free throw line... (brings up promo music) While
there's a break in the action here, have you considered a Hard Learner
Educational Gift Certificate for Mom, Dad or Sis?...
...these Biathaletes have trained all year up north in Monroe,
shooting, skiing and shooting some more....the Hard Learner Gulls really
are good shots, especially the Mayo brothers who were acquitted, some say
unfairly, last year in the armed robbery of a St. Bernard Mailboxes Etc.
that ended in a shootout with police behind the Krispy Kreme...
...the Hardlearner Dodge Ball team looks for its junior league
conference threepeat...and there's a nice shot to the back of the head of
third grader Todd Francis, who's having trouble getting up. Francis is on
his feet now and he's having some words with Gray Tide enforcer Frank
Murphy...Murphy is a 6'10 third grader with a pituitary condition out of
Slidell Military Academy...
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