15 Second Theater Presents...

Cocktail Party

GUEST 1
So, what do you do?

GUEST 2
I work in a factory that makes shower curtain rods.

GUEST 1
So you make plastic curtain rods...Hmmm.

GUEST 2
I didn't say they were plastic.

GUEST 1
I just assumed.

GUEST 2
Everybody does. I don't know why people do that, because we make really light, very durable titanium curtain rods.

GUEST 1
Right.

GUEST 2
Anyway, it's very hot and boring.

GUEST 1
Right.

GUEST 2
And it's also monotonous.

GUEST 1
I see.

GUEST 2
So what line of work are you in?

GUEST 1
I'm a college professor.

GUEST 2
That must be nice.

GUEST 1
It sure is.

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